Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
bramblepatch: Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.
angelicpity: angryqueercommunist: hey can cis people not make “preferred pronouns: [something bizarre]” jokes because its really not funny also friendly reminder that if you are cis and see a trans person making a “preferred pronouns [something bizarre]” jokes, it’s not your place to say anything
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
i have so much stuff i don’t want and it makes my teeth itch and i want to throw it all away but doesn’t that make me ungrateful and i don’t know ugh. i want out and i want to cry and ugh.
Actors who COULD HAVE Played Khan
kirstinthereckless: Oded Fahr Naveen Andrews Sendhil Ramamurthy But no, this is the logical choice.
fuckyeahashes: marysues are basically a power fantasy and yet only female power fantasies ever get called out and mocked. Batman is basically the most ridiculous marysue ever and yet hes a national symbol of bad assery I mean really. There’s nothing wrong with power fantasies back the fuck off 12 year old girl’s oc. Ok fuck you
A lot of these dudes, when you challenge them, will say that they don’t have any...– Jay Smooth, Ill Doctrine (via nextyearsgirl) I firmly believe a vast majority of men hate women. I was just thinking about this today. They won’t admit to it, like this quotation suggestions, but in their opinions and actions it becomes clear they truly hate women. “No, I LOVE women!” they...
Uppity Negress: missvoltairine: “ugh millenials... →
missvoltairine: “ugh millenials are so whiny and self-absorbed” meanwhile, suicides due to the unprecedented cost of education and an economy tanked by baby boomers have spiked significantly among young adults and are being compared to suicide rates during the Depression of the 1930 …
firelightwaltz: hey guys friendly reminder that not everybody has a good relationship with their mother so please try to avoid reblogging or posting things that might be construed as shaming people for not thanking/praising/loving their moms thank you
books-are-my-entire-life: estrellaestallando: books-are-my-entire-life: I am a potato in a field of flowers. these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now? this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with
gardensoftherighteous: I strongly dislike this idea that progression in countries is measured by their imitation of western society.
I’m never gonna wait that extra twenty minutes to text you back, and I’m...– Andrea Gibson (via thecatwhisperer)