stuff and things but mostly stuff and things
rockpapertheodore :
pan2dapan :
cerberusdad :
i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
captawesomesauce :
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
richardarmitge :
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.
quoms :
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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slay-z:
satanic2chainz:
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/184e42d0d659d71256c26ba771025d7d/tumblr_mn0j8taGhF1qz7ywso1_500.jpg)
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
